theonion:

‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach: Full Report

sharanga:

There’s no place like…Treebones Resort, USA.

my wet dream

tacowitch:

mai22presley:

Proper Opossum Alien Alert (by MEpearlA)

I love this woman. Seriously, have a look at her channel.

We are the same person.

mohandasgandhi:

mochente:

Bill Maher is taken apart by Glenn Greenwald for trying to absolve the US from any responsibility for the mass slaughter and destruction in Muslim countries, blaming it on Islamic fundamentalism, as if the Afghanistan and Iraq wars never happened, as if the US wasn’t pushing for more war in Iran, as if it isn’t intervening in Somalia and Yemen.

Wow, what a great week. Bill Maher is being humiliated left and right. Maybe there is some justice in the world…

theonion:

17-Year Cicadas Horrified To Learn About 9/11 | Full Report

joetheblogger:

See you propane cowboy

naturepunk:

This is sexy and nothing can dissuade me from that notion. 

dai-nerevarine:

pikestaff:

taranya-rielle:

I figured we needed one <3 I became progressively angrier with each slide I made LOL

TESblr this is one of the best things you’ve ever done

But seriously, Homestuck plot/story doesn’t have SHIT on Elder Scrolls

Especially the cosmology

ikenbot:

relevant

fistitfelix:

yuroran:

spideypool:

pleasetakemetoyourleader:

This is happening right now in my country Venezuela. All around the country Militaries are killing people just because we are defending what is Good. We want justice! We were doing a pacific protest and then they came and started to shoot and use gas against people and the government says that people need to show respect for the militaries.  People are being seriously injured and murdered. Respect? Democracy? Peace? NICOLAS YOU ARE NOT MY PRESIDENT YOU COWARD.

GUYS PLEASE RB, I KNOW THAT EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING IN BOSTON BUT WE ARE ABOUT TO GO ON A CIVIL WAR IN VENEZUELA!!

THEY JUST MADE MADURO TAKE THE OATH AS PRESIDENT, THEY’RE BURNING THE BALLOT BOXES, AND THEY’RE LEAVING THE COUNTRY WITH ALL THE PEOPLE’S MONEY

Let’s add to that that no International entity recognizes the election’s results and are asking for a recount, yet the CNE allowed Maduro to take the oath (wich was supposed to be on the 19th). The CNE’s president is leaving the country now.

We’re officially in a dictatorship.

my dad was in that protest